The Poetry of Politics
AOC needs more time
at the Dems ConVention.
A minute isn't long enough
I must mention
How difficult it is to, if you try
to go, then wash, and then to dry.
Unless I do the Democrat two yank
and to deflect and distract I'll fake
being forced to drink from the toilet tank
After-all, wet hands are OK these days
We don't shake hands anymore, anyways.
Then in the bathroom I'll not be stuck a
quick jog back to my snacks of yucc a.
Your Rubin Reporter,
Went to an illegal backyard dinner last night. Illegal fun (including tequila) was had by consenting adults. Please don’t report us.
No live show today as I wanted to give my guys a four day weekend with MLK Day on Monday.
Anyone got good weekend plans?
A message from Dave.