The Poetry of Politics

AOC needs more time
at the Dems ConVention.
A minute isn't long enough
I must mention
How difficult it is to, if you try
to go, then wash, and then to dry.

Unless I do the Democrat two yank
and to deflect and distract I'll fake
being forced to drink from the toilet tank

After-all, wet hands are OK these days
We don't shake hands anymore, anyways.

Then in the bathroom I'll not be stuck a
quick jog back to my snacks of yucc a.

Respectfully Rhymed,
Your Rubin Reporter,
Six-Tenths Christian