You can actually hear the gears grinding as the
main stream media cranks out reasons the President
is trying to kill Americans with Witch Doctor
bone-bag shaking and mumbled chants from the
caverns of fire.
President's broadcast 5:32. First negative response 6:03 P.M. Eastern
Now from the campaign basement:
Plas-ma is sexist.
Plas-they is the proper term.
You can substitute with Plas-Z in a pinch,
although pinching is also sexist, and racist.
Signed,
Scranton Joe Biden('s puppeteers)
Went to an illegal backyard dinner last night. Illegal fun (including tequila) was had by consenting adults. Please don’t report us.
No live show today as I wanted to give my guys a four day weekend with MLK Day on Monday.
Anyone got good weekend plans?