You can actually hear the gears grinding as the
main stream media cranks out reasons the President
is trying to kill Americans with Witch Doctor
bone-bag shaking and mumbled chants from the
caverns of fire.
President's broadcast 5:32. First negative response 6:03 P.M. Eastern
Now from the campaign basement:
Plas-ma is sexist.
Plas-they is the proper term.
You can substitute with Plas-Z in a pinch,
although pinching is also sexist, and racist.
Scranton Joe Biden('s puppeteers)