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betsy jo@Betsyjoryan
September 12, 2020

You're a comedian, Dave. Please create the Monopoly 2020 game. My daughter and I were talking about how I hate Monopoly even when put in context of Star Wars or Stranger Things. I might actually play Monopoly 2020. I'm just a mental health therapist, so I'm not all that funny, but here's what I have so far: my plastic character landing on someone's hotel and either breaking all the windows, setting it on fire, or spray painting on it; getting a get-out-of-jail card if I happen to be in jail during Covid; and conversely a go-to-jail-immediately card if I don't wear a mask in public, have a large gathering in Chicago, or open my gym in New Jersey; a free- pass -from- everything card if my last name is Pelosi; pretty much everyone moving out of Park Place due to quarantine restrictions; not sure what to do with the money, that part is all screwy... And the other part I'm stuck on is how in the hell anyone wins such a game? Play's fun! (maybe?)

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