I didn't know how to spell Molotov Cocktail so I searched for it.
Wouldn't you know, the robot tried to sell me some? Free shipping on Amazon!!
The perfect gift for the hard to buy for rich kid who dresses in black.
If we ban Molotov cocktails, only the criminals will have Molotov cocktails. A clear violation of our rights. Background checks, and severe restrictions on possession and use are needed. With enough Molotov cocktails in the hands of well meaning “demonstrators,” we'd never have to worry about forest fires, or house fires, or business area fires ever again.
After an extended time of hell on earth of course, but seriously ... what do you want, a great America or ...
I actually don't know what the alternative the Democrats are dreaming of will look like. I'm thinking the pet shelters won't have any more trouble finding "homes" for their animals though.
Gotta go. Need to look for a flame retardant toilet paper. If they get my house, I'd like to ...