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If you are brave. If you are steady, strong, and sane, you might get your biggest flashlight and look into the darkness of my thoughts. Like bubbles up through the mud of my mind, I try to jot things down as they occur to me. It makes for a list of things I SHOULD talk to a professional about, but I'm just too darn busy being a genuinely happy man.

Gather your strongest internal organs and read the following. ( for legal reasons, I strongly urge you to turn away.)

Thoughts from 03-18-20
Eore is my spirit animal

Folly is the verb form of a fool in action

Been on more dicks than forsekins

Dun and Kruger effect

Decend into complete rat burger anarchy

Clear-headed-ness is always the first casualty in a crisis.

Life is mst3000

Emotional incontinence

You can't prove a counterfactual

You moist stink hole umbrella

As sure as pie in Michael Moore's beard.

Usually people just put a wallet in my mouth and call 911

Like a walking stack of stupid

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