If you are brave. If you are steady, strong, and sane, you might get your biggest flashlight and look into the darkness of my thoughts. Like bubbles up through the mud of my mind, I try to jot things down as they occur to me. It makes for a list of things I SHOULD talk to a professional about, but I'm just too darn busy being a genuinely happy man.
Gather your strongest internal organs and read the following. ( for legal reasons, I strongly urge you to turn away.)
Thoughts from 03-18-20
Eore is my spirit animal
Folly is the verb form of a fool in action
Been on more dicks than forsekins
Dun and Kruger effect
Decend into complete rat burger anarchy
Clear-headed-ness is always the first casualty in a crisis.
Life is mst3000
You can't prove a counterfactual
You moist stink hole umbrella
As sure as pie in Michael Moore's beard.
Usually people just put a wallet in my mouth and call 911
Like a walking stack of stupid