I have a couple of complaints.

1) I am a conservative who makes conservative comments and challenge leftists to quit being knuckleheads all the time. I support President Trump and often comment on why he is doing a great job.

Yet, I have never received a cheque of any sort from the Koch Brothers. Can someone ask one of them to send me a cheque, a nice one a grand or two would be nice; and

I can't find the button, knob or lever I am supposed to use to access my white privilege. I'm not keen to own anyone or get people to work and whatnot without them doing it on an open market basis where I offer a sum of money for the task and they are free to either take my money, negotiate a different sum, or not work for me.

It would be nonetheless cool to get some of that white privilege if only because everyone keeps telling me about it an I assume that it is a good thing to have. I imagine that I get a special discount or something at for example Starbucks, or Home Depot or ...