Would someone please invent this? I had to call the Social Security Admin to get some documents for my father. By the time I sat through the excruciatingly sloooooow-talked phone tree, I was almost eligible for SS myself. For any tech savvy entrepreneurs out there, please invent something to sell to companies that lets callers speed up phone menu verbiage. "Press 1 to listen at 1.5x speed, 2 to listen at 2.0x speed etc. The alternative is to have Ben Shapiro get a side gig doing phone tree voice overs.